Boys don’t cry duh.

So I was talking to Hayden on the phone this morning.

Me: Last night, there was a lizard in my room that scared the shit out of me.

Hayden: Haha, you scared of lizards?

Me: No..but that was like really big and it jumped from the door to the wall, that was fucking scary.

Hayden: I don’t have any problem with lizards. I’m scared of insects. Especially moths.

And then I make an utterly sexist comment.

Me: Aren’t like guys supposed to be NOT afraid of these “petty” things?

And then comes his “inner feminism”.

Hayden: SO? SO WHAT? I remember when I was kid, whenever I used to cry, people around me used to say “Oh god, you’re a boy, you can’t cry.” SO WHAT? Aren’t guys human beings? Can’t they get scared? Or hurt?

Me: Haha, I never got that comment.

Hayden: That was ridiculous though. It makes no sense.

Me: It is actually illogical.


don’t argue on this one

don’t argue on this one


TYLER AND HAYDEN CAN GET TO BE THE TOPPERS WHILE I ENJOY MY FUCKING NIGHT-DAY SLEEP duh

TYLER AND HAYDEN CAN GET TO BE THE TOPPERS WHILE I ENJOY MY FUCKING NIGHT-DAY SLEEP duh



oh lol

oh lol



surely not

surely not


fuck yes

fuck yes


no i cant let this sink in

no i cant let this sink in