So I was talking to Hayden on the phone this morning.
Me: Last night, there was a lizard in my room that scared the shit out of me.
Hayden: Haha, you scared of lizards?
Me: No..but that was like really big and it jumped from the door to the wall, that was fucking scary.
Hayden: I don’t have any problem with lizards. I’m scared of insects. Especially moths.
And then I make an utterly sexist comment.
Me: Aren’t like guys supposed to be NOT afraid of these “petty” things?
And then comes his “inner feminism”.
Hayden: SO? SO WHAT? I remember when I was kid, whenever I used to cry, people around me used to say “Oh god, you’re a boy, you can’t cry.” SO WHAT? Aren’t guys human beings? Can’t they get scared? Or hurt?
Me: Haha, I never got that comment.
Hayden: That was ridiculous though. It makes no sense.
Me: It is actually illogical.
Irony of Life